Futurama Porn Story: Bender’s List – Chapter 1
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You dont want to have sex with me, said the alien woman flatly.
Not until Ive properly introduced myself, anyway, said the man, stroking her shoulder. My names Beau Hunter.
Its nice to meet you, Beau, said the woman with a hint of a smile, but trust me, you dont want to have sex with me.
Youre right, I dont, said Hunter as he pulled himself a bit closer. Not right here and right now, that is.
The alien woman sighed. All right, she said in defeat. Well go to your place.
In the dim light of Beau Hunters penthouse, the suave seducer made an unpleasant discovery. Hey, those are fake! Youre a man!
Wrong again, said the raven-haired alien with glee.
What the
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