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Futurama Porno Story: Sting my glossy iron Doh – Chapter 1

Futurama Porno Story: Sting my glossy iron Doh – Chapter 1

Bite my shiny metal…D’oh!

Fry: Bender! Wake up.

Homer:(sleepily) What? Huh? Who the hell is Bender?

Fry looks at Bender funny

Fry:Your Bender,right Bender?

Homer:No! Who are you?! Where is Marge?!

Homer notices his body: D’oh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What the #$% happened ?!

Meanwhile in Present day Springfield

Marge:Homer! Get Up.

Bender: Fry? Is that you sound diffrent and who the hell is Homer?

Marge: Homer your going to work today.

Bender notices Marge

Bender: Wha!? Who are you!?

Marge:(Anoyed)Homer go to work.

Bender:I don’t know who are and frankly I don’t care so bite my shiny metal(notices body)….ass?

To be continued but only if you like it R&R

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Futurama Porn Story: The Stupider Wore Smart shoes Part one Chapter 1

Futurama Porn Story: The Stupider Wore Smart shoes Part one Chapter 1

The Stupider wore Smart shoes

by Quick-n-Popular

Disclaimer: FuturamaY and its characters are properties of Matt Greoning and David X. Cohen.

Opening to show: Pay the robot and the lobster doesnt get hurt

Opening: Planet Express

Siting at the main table are Fry, Amy, Dr. Zoidberg, and Nibbler. Fry is trying repetitively to balance a pencil tip on the bridge of his nose. Zoidberg is eating oil soaked burger bags. Amy is giving Nibbler a manicure.

Professor (Enter from left): Good news everyone! Ive created a gizmo that makes a person three times more intelligent and also sexually more appealing to the opposite sex.

The Professor holds up a device that looks similar to a TV remote control.

Professor: I call it The Perfectalizer, now, who wants to change their pitiful lives?

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Futurama Porn Story: Leela and Fry’s First Date – Chapter 1

Futurama Porn Story: Leela and Fry’s First Date – Chapter 1

One day Leela and Fry were going to go out on a date. Fry was thinking where to go,

Fry decided to go to Chez Vinccenzo. When they got there they heard fancy music and a

robot waitress that greeted them in french. Fry tried to speak french and the robot looked

apalled. When the waitress threw them out Fry found out he had called the woman a jackass.

Fry found another restaurant, they found a place to sit and they ordered. Fry started to ply the

xyloflute for Leela, he played bad but she didn’t care. They got their food and started eating.

When they finished Fry walked Leela home and they kissed each other goodnight. but it

actually turned out to be a ten minute kiss. Leela went to her room and slept happily. The next

was Valentine’s Day. Fry bought Leela a Hummer 2 and Leela bought Fry a gold ring watch and

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Futurama Porn Story: I Cant Me Out of Your Head – Chapter 1

Futurama Porn Story: I Cant Me Out of Your Head – Chapter 1

I got the idea from .com/zoidberg_

*Opening Theme song

“One word ThunderCougarFalconBird”

*OLD OLD simpson song

*Transit to the P.E. building

Farnsworth:Good news every one!Yo–

Bender:Why the hell do you keep saying that?!

Farnsworth:Fine….bGreat/b news every one!

Bender smacks hand on his hand muttering DUPE

Farnsworth:As I was saying You’ll be delivering this Box of whatever to the Galaxy of Terror.

Fry:I’ve seen this movie once!It was called ‘The Galaxy of Terror’

Leela:Are sure it wasn’t some stupid 1990’s ride?

Fry:Yes!Wait..maybe!Um it iseeerrrrrr isn’t…is ISN’T!ARRRRRRGHHHH!

Bender:Why are we delivering….whatever?

Farnsworth:Waa?Oh don’t mind what’s inside…

*The crew enter the ship, and as soon as it takes off….

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Futurama Porno Story: Yet Another Futurama Crossover – Chapter Two

Futurama Porno Story: Yet Another Futurama Crossover – Chapter Two

It was a quiet day in the year 3003 in New New York. Everyone working at Planet Express was waking up for work. Turanga Leela, the Captain of the Planet Express Ship, was already hard at work, fixing up the ship for a day’s work. The delivery crew who’s job it was to deliver packages that were sent to Planet Express were Turanga Leela, Captain of the Ship, Phillip J. Fry, Delivery Boy, and Bender, Delivery Boy (Bot).

Leela was under the ship working on it. She turned one last bolt into place and came out from under the ship. Her face was smudged and her tools were all out of her tool box and scattered around the Planet Express Ship loading bay and her screw driver was no where to be found. Leela knew where that was. A couple nights before, Leela’s little, black, three eyed, Niblonian companion who she calls Nibbler, had gotten into her tool box. After that she couldn’t find her screw driver. She suspects that Nibbler, having the huge apetite he has, ate it, metal and all. She didn’t bother to dicipline him. He had been like that since Leela first met him on Vergon 6. She discovered his huge apetite when he managed to swallow all of the animals, which were bigger than him, that Her, Bender, and Fry had rescued off the planet before it exploded.

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Futurama Pornography Story: The Love That Matters Forever Chapter 1

Futurama Pornography Story: The Love That Matters Forever Chapter 1

The Love That Matters Most

But as soon as he passed by the door of the balcony, he saw a shadow outside. What it his imagination? No one was there, except the Professor, so who would be here at this time of day? Slowly opening the door, he saw her. Turonga Leela. Staring out at the bright moonlight. Her face was pale, and looked like tears have been flowing through her cheeks. Fry was worried. It’s not like Leela to stay out on a cold night.

“Leela?” Fry asked.

Leela turned around to face her friend… with tears in her eyes. Fry could tell that something was wrong. But he changed the subject, quickly and suddenly. He walked up to her and felt her shoulders with his hands.

“Leela! You’re so cold!” Fry exclaimed as he quickly took off his jacket. He wrapped it around Leela, hoping that it would give her some warmth.

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Futurama Porn Story: Bender’s List – Chapter 1

Futurama Porn Story: Bender’s List – Chapter 1

Disclaimer: I didnt cancel Futurama.

You dont want to have sex with me, said the alien woman flatly.

Not until Ive properly introduced myself, anyway, said the man, stroking her shoulder. My names Beau Hunter.

Its nice to meet you, Beau, said the woman with a hint of a smile, but trust me, you dont want to have sex with me.

Youre right, I dont, said Hunter as he pulled himself a bit closer. Not right here and right now, that is.

The alien woman sighed. All right, she said in defeat. Well go to your place.

In the dim light of Beau Hunters penthouse, the suave seducer made an unpleasant discovery. Hey, those are fake! Youre a man!

Wrong again, said the raven-haired alien with glee.

What the

We will return to Androgyny and the City after a message from our sponsor, Moms Friendly Robot Company, droned the announcer.

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Futurama Porn Story: The Forgotten One – Chapter 1

Futurama Porn Story: The Forgotten One – Chapter 1

Subreality is not so much a place in and of itself as it is the borderline between Reality and Fantasy, a hazy place where anyone can wind up and anything can happen.

Muse- a semi-imaginary being which inspires a human to dream and create.

Writer – often capitalized to denote their status in Subreality, a Writer is anyone who actively contributes to the tapestry of ideas.

unWritten – a state of being in which a character’s writer stops work on his/her story before it’s finished. This is a character’s worst nightmare, as an unWritten character is essentially a creature whose days are numbered. UnWritten characters can subsist for some time if they still have a reading audience…but when the readers also forget, the character may fade out.

The Diner- One of the few “safe spots” in Shantytown — a cozy (if threadbare) little mom-&-pop joint open to any unfortunate seeking directions, advice, a warm meal, or a brief respite from the streets.

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Futurama Porn Story: Bite my shiny metal Doh – Chapter 5

Futurama Porn Story: Bite my shiny metal Doh – Chapter 5

Leela:ok guys we will be entering the nebula in about 15 mins.

Homer:*having drunk alot of beer and several other kinds of booze and still drinking* Wha?

Leela:we have 15 mins. befor we enter the nebula.

Homer:Oh *Resumes drinking*

*15 mins. later*

*Everyone is on the bridge and homer is still drinking*

Leela:Bender stop drinking we have to prepare for the horrors and mental trama that we are about to subject our selves to.

Homer:Oh ok-*scared and whinny* horrors and mental trama-*serious* hey wait what are we dilivering anyway!?

Leela:Some punk kids who a cleint ordered the clients name was fred something- I can’t remember.(A/n: I wonder who it could be hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm………)

Homer:I see….

*the ship goes in and the nightmares start to be projected in there minds*

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Futurama Porn Story: The Last Stand – Chapter 1

Futurama Porn Story: The Last Stand – Chapter 1

Note: I have finally pulled together an idea, and here it is. When
complete, I will be sending it to such prominent Futurama sites as TLZ and
CGEF… until then, sit back and read. Because this is considerably good
writing coming from me. On with the show!

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Opening Credits: Too Good To Be Animated!

The city of New New York, as any other night. A vast empire of skyscrapers,
with satellites and hovercars darting between the transport tubes and
flying billboards. Unlike most nights, something big had happened, far away
in the universe. No one but the man who disappeared with it could hear the
explosion as the Infosphere was blasted permanently into an alternate
universe.

Leela held up the picture of Chaz and herself, taken that same day. Deep
down, she wondered what it was that made her fall for pompous idiots such
as him. Maybe all I really want is to feel important.

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