Futurama Porn Story: Leelas Bracelet Chapter 2

By 9am that morning, when the rest of the Planet Express crew were sat at
the conference table, Leela had finished another thorough search of the
building. She slumped forward on the table as if she were trying to sleep
but she was wide awake. Fry, who was sat next to her, looked at her and
said.

“Are you okay, Leela?”

“No” she sniffed, “I can’t find my bracelet. I don’t know where it is.”

“Good news, Leela!” The professor exclaimed as soon as he arrived.

“What?” Leela perked up hopefully.

“I found the watch you lost, remember? You were all upset about it the
other day.”

“I didn’t lose a watch, I lost my bracelet!”

“Huh? What’s the difference?” the Professor asked.

“Well,” Hermes cut in, “both are worn around the wrist, however, one tells
the time and the other doesn’t.”

“So, surely you’d rather have a watch than the bracelet? After all, it does
tell the time.” Bender suggested.

“Exactly! It’s clearly an infinitely superior device.”

“I don’t want the damn watch,” Leela replied through clenched teeth, “I
want my bracelet!”

“Oh very well, you ridiculous sentimental. I’ll just keep the watch and use
it to create a new invention! The Death-watch!”

“Do you really have no idea where you had it last?” Amy asked.

Just then, something in Leela clicked, “That’s it!” she exclaimed, “Our
last mission! Junglar 4! I must have lost it when we pulled Bender out of
the mud pit!” Leela visibly brightened at this revelation.

“What was he doing in a mud pit?” asked Amy reluctantly.

“Well, I was trying to have a drink. There I was just minding my own
business when all of a sudden this giant mud monster lunges out of nowhere
and goes for my beer. But it missed and got the rest of my body instead.”

“It was big and snake like! Just like a worm.” Fry commented.

“Oh my god! How did you get him out?” said Amy.

“It spat him out, then we just pulled him out and ran.” Leela answered.

“Yes, mud monster’s don’t find steel very nourishing,” the Professor
stated, “and you’re 40% steel, Bender, if I’m not mistaken.”

“That’s right.” Bender confirmed with a touch of his typical Robo-pride.

“That must be where I lost my bracelet!” Leela insisted.

“Well, good luck getting it back!” Hermes chortled from across the desk.

“Thanks,” Leela said, as she got up and began heading for the ship.

“He was being humorous, you lunatic!” The Professor yelled dramatically.
“You can’t just waltz up to a giant serpent and ask to go foraging around
in it’s lair!”

“Not on Junglar 4, at least.” Zoidberg added.

“It will eat you alive!” The Professor continued.

“But,” Leela tried interrupting.

“But nothing! You wouldn’t stand a chance! Besides, if your bracelet fell
into the mud, there’s virtually no chance of you seeing it again. Mud-pits
can be ludicrously deep.”

“I’m sorry, Leela.” Amy said.

“I can’t believe I’ve lost it, for good.”

Leela put her hand on the back of her head and tried to come to terms with
what she’d just said.

“Oh well, never mind!” jollied the Professor, “Ooh, I have more good news!
Today you’ll be making a delivery of Glass Onions to Memoria 12! Off you
go!”

***

Leela was completely torn up about her bracelet, and had been very quiet
the whole way to Memoria 12. She mostly just sat in her pilot’s chair and
focused on flying. As the Planet Express ship shot back through the cosmos
towards Earth, Fry tried cheering Leela up.

“Hey, Leela. Maybe you didn’t lose it in that mud pit. Maybe it’ll turn up
somewhere else entirely. You never know.” Fry said.

“Maybe.”

Fry was sitting at his usual seat on the bridge. He looked at Leela’s face
as she stared through the front window and felt really sorry for her. He
hadn’t seen her look this miserable since she lost Nibbler.

“I hate myself for losing it.” Leela said suddenly, “My Dad made that
bracelet for me just after I was born. When I was a kid, growing up in the
Orphanarium, I used to play with it-” Leela looked at her bare wrist and
stroked it once as she said that, “-and feel a connection with my real
parents. It gave me so much hope back then. It was like a link to the world
outside.”

Leela sighed. She remembered feeling a huge affinity with her bracelet. It
had always given her hope of a real Mom and Dad. They left her that gift
because they still cared for her. It gave her strength when she saw all the
other children leave with foster parents while she stayed.

“It kept me going because, I knew I wasn’t completely alone when I had it.
My parents are gonna be so disappointed in me, I lost the one gift they
were able to give me as a child. How will I be able to look at them and say
that I lost it? It meant so a long time, it was the only thing I
had.”

“I’m sure they won’t care. I mean, it’s you that they care about. Not some
bracelet.” Fry said.

” still,” Leela looked at her wrist again, there was a small tear
in her eye.

At this moment, Bender joined the conversation. “Oh come on, Leela! Get
over it!” He demanded energetically, “Your bracelet’s gone and that’s that.
There’s nothing you can do about it so why worry yourself? Now how about we
please lift the atmosphere in here before the auto-pilot completely sobers
up?” Bender offered.

“Yeh,” Leela agreed, “There’s no point being down, I guess. I’m sorry.”

“There you go!” Bender congratulated, “Cheer up!”

“You’re right,” Leela turned her attention back to flying for a moment.

Leela drummed her fingers on the wheel a couple of times then tried, “Hey,
you guys wanna here something funny?” She asked, forcing up a sweet little
smile.

“Sure!”

“Did you here the one about the Human, the Robot and the Neptunian?”

“No.”

“Well, heh,” Leela smiled, “There was a Human, a Robot and a Neptunian. One
day, they’re walking down the street and the Robot says, ‘Hey! You guys
wanna get drunk?'” Leela starts to giggle a little, Fry smiles in
anticipation “‘Sure’ the other two say. So they walk down the street and
the human, heh, and the Neptunian walk into this Bar and the Robot says
‘Are you guys okay?’ Hahaha!” Leela started laughing hard at her own joke.
Bender and Fry drew blank looks at each other, however Leela is laughing so
hard that she buckles forward and has to hold her sides. Bender looks angry
and Fry forces a weak “Heh”

Leela looks up and smiles, “Do you not get it?”

***

After a terrible day, Leela entered her apartment and sleepily made her way
over to her bed. She closed the door, kicked off her boots and then crashed
backwards onto the sheets.

She closed her eye and took a cleansing breath.

“I should just try and forget about it.” She said. “Just forget about it.”

***

“Hey, that was close! We almost got caught that time!”

It was a bright summer day. There was a blue sky, green tree tops and a
golden sun. In the corner of a noisy New New York playground, a small one-
eyed girl was kneeling on the warm concrete having a conversation with an
imaginary friend. Actually, to be more accurate, an imaginary big brother.

“Yeh, but that ugly space Rhino didn’t scare me!”

Brad had one eye too, and purple hair, and was very strong. The two each
had a magic bracelet which their parents gave to them and which made them
very special. They would often run away together and have adventures trying
to rescue their parents from an ancient castle on a far away world. They
had been turned to stone by an evil sorceress you see, and only their
children could save them.

“Gee, hee, hee! I love you.” The girl giggled.

“Come on, let’s run!” he said.

Brad was a great big brother, he’d make her feel loved, but he didn’t stick
around when it really mattered. But the girl loved him all the same.

Brad got hit by a car one day, when the girl had grown up a bit.

When she was a little older, she lay on her back, on her bed, in her room,
late one night, and looked at the black sky through her barred window.

“Hello Leela,” her blonde room-mate said as she entered the room, “You
missed some fun tonight.”

Leela didn’t say anything, she just kept looking at the stars.

“Oh that’s right, you have trouble with the monkey-bars, don’t you?” she
laughed.

She stopped looking out the window and turned away, “Shut up.”

“I’m turning off the light, good night, one-eye.”

As the ribbed moonlight filtered through the window, Leela looked at her
shiny bracelet in the inadequate light and thought of a better place. A
beautiful alien world where she belonged. That she’d find one day, when she
got out of here. She drew her fingers down the grooves of the symbols and
smiled.

***

When she woke up she knew she HAD to get it back.

A/N: One more chapter to come, its gonna be special! Well I’m gonna try
anyway. Also, to Lil Tifa I am a HUGE VII fan. If you’d like, please take a
look at my final fantasy fan fiction! It’s not 7 tho